Nate: “Mommy, did you know that Peregrine Falcons are voracious eaters?”
Me: “I did not know that. Wow…”voracious” is an excellent word. Do you know what it means?”
Nate: “Yup. It means they like to eat a lot.”
Me: “That’s right! Wow, you sure know a lot of words.”
Nate: “That’s because I have an excellent vocabulary.”
Me: “Yes, you do.”
Nate: “Mommy? What does vocabulary mean?”
Me: “It means I have a new joke for my act.”
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