Mark and I were invited to a dear friend’s wedding last night. My Mom came over to watch the kids so it was a rare night out for us. The invitation said, “Semi-formal” so we got to dress up! I only wish I had read that part days before the […]
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It all started many, many moons ago. I was 18 and on a date.The date took me to Medieval Times, so really it was his fault. It was completely his idea to bring me to a place where handsome young guys dressed as knights ride white stallions (in slow […]
I posted my latest “Mommy & Me” comedy review over at ComedyFilmNerds.com Tell me what you think. PS This was Nate & Zeke in front of Mark’s design for EPCOT’s Flower & Garden Show. Very cool.
And to all my naysayers I say, “HA!” Didn’t think I could do it, huh? Who am I kidding…I didn’t think I could do it. When the perspective new “parents” came over to meet Willow, she started barking at the husband like he was a mass murderer. “Uh, oh…” I […]
“Mark, what is that smell?!!” “I didn’t do it!” “No! Not that kind of smell…it’s coming from the laundry room…it smells like when the Diaper Genie was full and needed to be emptied.” “That’s pretty specific. Let me smell it. (sniff) Ugh! It smells like a dead something. Something died.” […]
NO POOP ON MY PORCH TODAY!!!!! HORAH!! Either my sign worked, or they’re still plotting their next move. I would give a thousand bucks to have seen their face when they walked up with a fist full of dog poop and read my sign. (evil giggle) Side note: When Zeke […]