I mentioned to my Mom one day: “I don’t believe in boxing or Ultimate fighting.” Her response? “Oh…it exists.” So imagine my contained laughter, when Zeke stops short in the toy isle and exclaims: “Uh, oh…look Mommy, they have the punchin’ guys here.”
Motherhood
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Hi, my name’s Maryellen Hooper and I’m a birthday party over-doer. It’s been 10 hours since my last birthday craft. I really thought I had it under control this time. My last binge was just 6 days ago. I was back on the store-bought wagon, when I remembered the Montessori […]
That’s not how our kids are delivered to us. After looking at the photos from yesterday’s entry, several of you have started whispering…even stopping traffic to ask me, “What is that beach ball thing Zeke is hanging on?” That, my friends, is my stomach. I assure you there’s nothing in […]
Who’ll second the motion? What’s wrong with me? Every year I say to myself and anyone who’ll listen, “ENOUGH! I’m not doing this to myself again next year.” Kid’s parties have gotten WAY out of control. The last 3 years I’ve tried to rock it old school and scale it […]
“Mommy…there’s broken glass all over my room!” “What the….???” “At least I told you about it, right Mommy?” “Yes, it’s always better to tell me, no matter what it is…wait a minute! Nate, why is there broken glass all over your room? Are you OK? Are you bleeding anywhere?” […]
“Mommy!!! I’m so happy to see you!” “I’m so happy to see you too, Zekey.” “I’m so glad you’re home, Mommy…I have to go poop and I need you to wipe my butt.” (sigh) Motherhood is Stinky Flowers, my friends…Stinky Flowers.